Christian ThomJoe Biden Deploys Hells Angels to Secure AfghanistanIn a stunning nod to the Cold War era and in flagrant disregard of senior military and national security leader council, President Joe…2 min read·Nov 3, 2021----
Christian ThominThe Washington BoastSmokey Bear’s P.S.A. Against Gender Reveal Parties“I’m talking to YOU, Kenneth and Susannah Yoder of Mendocino.”3 min read·Feb 8, 2021----
Christian ThominThe Washington BoastHow to Live on Less than $400,000 a YearTighten your croc-embossed belt under the Biden tax plan3 min read·Feb 5, 2021----
Christian ThominThe Haven7 Signs I’m Depressed, According to MediumI thought I was fine. Apparently I was wrong4 min read·Feb 1, 2021----
Christian ThomThe Nativity Story, According to Rudy GiulianiMr. Giuliani is the personal lawyer of Donald J. Trump.3 min read·Dec 24, 2020----
Christian ThomCuomo Announces Ban on Pumpkin Spice.The ordinance will be in effect for the remainder of the fall.2 min read·Dec 11, 2020----